Saturday, November 19, 2011

Is puking into flower pots considered rude?

As an Englishman and owner of many US based companies I really must ask this.I am a great drinker, usually downing 20+ pints of Stella strong lager every night, but as I stagger home i usually feel a little sick.In my opinion there is nothing worse than seeing puke in the streets the morning after, so I tend to puke into people gardens.Recently i have taken this a little further and I now have a trail of plant pots in people gardens that i have puked in.


I think I am being responsible for not making a mess

Is puking into flower pots considered rude?
It would be even more fitting if you were to drink in the American Bar and then puke in the gardens of the American Embassy. That way you'll be giving them something back ! ! !
Reply:that opened a can of worms didn't it?
Reply:Yes! You`ll kill my tropical plants!
Reply:Only on indoor flower pots.
Reply:Its good for the soil as you are its called Mulsh


the alcohol and acid warms the roots of the plant


but the acid ruins the GREEN of the Stems and wrinkles


the plant to become Cowardly Yellow


the flower in that Pot will rot and stink but if ITS A lily or


a bulb it will florish the next SEASON


YES I WILL RESERVE IT FOR YOU .and your Yellow


Liver excuse me for being so nasty you peeded too on my lawn [you forgot that] well the grass will grow back too


that you will notice we hope !! call it Pot LUCK ON YOUR PART..!!
Reply:You should give one of your Americans overtime to carry a bag for you . Then you don't come across as rude and you'd be improving the life of an employee providing extra money.
Reply:Wow!!


You down 20+ pints of Stella a night?


You man, you!!





In my opinion there is nothing worse than a drunkard slobbering and vomiting everywhere. Why don't you confine your anti-social behaviour to your own home and give the rest of us a break?
Reply:I think it is a bit rude.
Reply:Yes. Only lightweights puke after drinking.
Reply:Wait until you stumble into your own yard and let it blow there. How rude to use others yards for your puking illness.
Reply:Just a thought...





...but why do you find it necessary to drink to the point of puking? To me, that's the characteristic of an alcoholic.
Reply:I don't think you are what you claim to be ie an Englishman and ownership of many companies and more.What that has to do with your puking in the potted plants ?Your are obviously a fraud an immature and a poor liar.
Reply:Have you considered the fact that you might be an alcoholic and need help?
Reply:I would think you would be ashamed to admit that you stagger home and need to puke anywhere after only 20 pints! Call yourself an Englishman? Shame on you. Well keep practising, take chasers or something to build up your reputation! Then I will put some extra flower pots outside to assist you on your journey home at night. Avoid the one in the middle if you can, I have an old cat that likes to pish in that one, but feel free to use the others, bring your mates along and I'll make you a coffee. I won't mind getting out of bed, don't worry about the time. Just give me a ring first so I can put me house plants at a suitable reaching point for you! See you later!! By the way, I assume you are doing the decent thing and adding a shot of Baby Bio to every pint?
Reply:desperate times call for desperate measures, it's better than puking in someones shoes ...
Reply:Yeah but you are making a mess because someone still has to clean the flower pots and gardens plus the plants might die!
Reply:It's only rude if the pots you puke into aren't yours.





Oh yes I'd change what you drink Stella is SO common.
Reply:I think puking in flower pots is better than puking on the Japanese prime minister...
Reply:I think you are a jerk for doing something so repulsive. Why not just carry a barf bag along with you for when the 'need' arises? Ya also may want to re-evaluate your drinking habits.
Reply:of course it is rude would like someone to do it on you ???
Reply:thats very bad indeed!!!!!!





bad indeed!!!!!!!!





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bad^


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bad*


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very very bad





got it!!
Reply:Well , somebody once puked into the flowerpot outside my front door.





Rude??? If I´d have got my hands on the f***er I would have killed him.
Reply:It probably requires a tasteful apology note... something on fine linen and embossed with flowers.





Yes. It's rude.
Reply:Probably. Not only is it gross to look at, but the acidic nature of vomit probably isn't the best thing for pH sensitive plants.
Reply:what's really rude is making a mess of your life


and letting it rot in other people's gardens


that may sound harsh, but you did ask





sober up and get a life
Reply:if only everyone was as considerate as you.
Reply:Well, it's far FAR better than the alternative. Thank you for your consideration.
Reply:This is all a bit wrong.





You got a problem mate. Drinking any alcohol is stupid. It IS a poison to the human body, so your reasons for drinking any alcohol, are in fact questionable.





Now when your drinking is to the point of alcoholism, you have to ask flowerpot questions. And you run companies.





Please get your mind clear, perhaps through being sober and getting fit, and sort out where you're at and where you want to be in future.





You really are on a piss poor track going by your description. GIVE UP BOOZE, or at least have no more than the maximum recommended by your countries health board!!!
Reply:Well done you, if only more people were as responsible. Why not take one of your Americans with you next time you could then do it all over him instead, beautiful.








Awww dito Sid xx
Reply:well if someone sees you puking i guess its bad... but well most of the stuff that comes out of our body as unwanted is packed with nutrients that vegetative life could take advantage of... so you're probabely doing something for the plants but yeah it does look disgusting,smell disgustin and is sort of rude
Reply:it's a couple steps up from puking into women's handbags.

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