Why do Americans throw beer into flower pots?

As an Englishman and owner of many major US based companies I feel I must ask this.


I own many Americans and although they are hard working, they do act very odd on occasions.Recently I took a few of my Americans to a pub for a drinking session and as I was downing my 12th pint of Stella I noticed my Americans were tipping their pints in to various flower pots in the pub to avoid drinking and this continued until I had sunk my 24th pint.At this point I was furious and orderded my Americans back to their huts.I have taken the money for the beer and punished them, but most Americans do this, am I wrong?

Why do Americans throw beer into flower pots?
Be very quiet, Mr. Vicious. The men in white coats are looking everywhere for you.
Reply:Almost certainly to cover up the smell of your vomit that you mentioned yesterday in your question.
Reply:Hi Sid , Its because as a nation they like to waste . Of course it could also be they decided to cut out the middle man and instead of vomiting in the plant pots they would just throw the beer straight in!!!!!Thus saving them the embarrassment.
Reply:Well if you were brought up on the cr@p they call beer you'd throw it into a flower pot.
Reply:silly, we use it for fertilizer! I'll bet they p!ssed on the grass too? again, fertilizer
Reply:ah sidders, well it was Stella, and not the coloured water fermented from rice that they are used to


next time, sit them down with a bottle of Jim Beam a-piece, sort out the bikers from the pikers


chin chin
Reply:relax sid, you aint never gonna understand them STOP TRYING
Reply:Flower pots?? That's a waste of good beer! Talk about alcohol abuse. Did no one give a reason why they weren't drinking it? Flower pots, humph! Some people......
Reply:I agree with Yellowfish's answer yesterday Sid. You should take the pair of us out instead. We could help you show them the proper way to drink.





We could then all stagger back to your hut and you could 'punish' us.....


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Reply:You're not wrong at all Sid. In fact you're quite right. That kind of behaviour should not be tolerated.
Reply:most Americans do this, am I wrong?





I feel obliged to tell you that I never poured beer or anything other than water in the pots. Of course most of the time I have had too much to drink anyway, so if I have poured beer into any pots, I certainly can't remember. Most Americans? I say no, not most, but some, yes. If I get to the UK, I will be more than willing to have some pints with you. I can guarantee at least 8, 12 may be a bit much for me.
Reply:Sid, where have you been, buying up huge amounts of America I presume....they use flower pots, so the beer can run out of the hole at the bottom.....its disgusting....I bet they don't drive home afterwards either....
Reply:This is obviously because the concept of vomitting into the flower pot was entirely lost on them, as so many higher concepts are. Like irony.





They were only trying to please you in their own "American" way. Don't beat them too hard.
Reply:it feed, s the plants
Reply:Sid and Amy lol nice one


although I must admit Sid that you stabbed my heart a lil bit up there saying Amy is ur fav ;-( so now I have a bleeding heart





oh hell with it lets party.....i am bringing the whipped cream, Amy you bring the drinks, Sid, just make sure your tongue is with u....lol lol