Monday, May 24, 2010

Is is considered rude to puke into flower plots?

As an Englishman I like a drink and quite often I exceed 20 pints of Stella in one nights drinking.My problem is that I live in a very up market area and as I stagger my way from the pub I am conscious puking the contents of my stomach into the street would be seen as rude and not in keeping with the area.To get round this problem I only puke when I am able to find a flower pot in somebodies garden as I walk past, thus keeping the streets perfectely clean.

Is is considered rude to puke into flower plots?
Oh so that's why my flowers don't grow huh? Next time I'll leave the puke bucket outside the door--why don't you petition that angle, puke buckets all along your route home?!
Reply:lol...Try a drain hun!
Reply:That's not nice. You should take a bucket with you to the pub. Leave it outside, and then pick it up as you leave. If you need to puke on the way home, you can use that instead of peoples' flower pots.
Reply:not to me it isnt =)
Reply:There was a sign in a local garden centre "Will men refrain from urinating in the plant-pots during the Asparagus season." ...So it's OK at other times is it?
Reply:you freaking disgusting
Reply:stella is a wife beater drink
Reply:yes.
Reply:I think it's rude. But at least the streets are clean!
Reply:Why don't you vomit on other people? It's funner......
Reply:Not if you're desperate...
Reply:not rude at all, as long as you don't pi$$ in peoples letterboxes you are ok.


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